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Isabel - Team SALT
Thu Jul 04 2024

🧀 Cheesiest chat up lines 🤭

Once a guy approached me and asked "Excuse me, do you know where the vet is?", then got his biceps out 💪"because these swans are sick" - actually made me laugh out loud and if he was a Christian he might have got a date out of it! What are the best / cheesiest chat up lines you've heard?

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Scott

Just bring a block of cheese to the first date.

Tue Jul 09 2024
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Kayleigh

Some of these chat up lines are so funny.

Tue Jul 09 2024
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Julia

“What’s the difference between organic eggs and free-range eggs?”

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Robert

Send them a pizza with your number inside the box!, so every time they have pizza they will think of you ;)

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Felicity

You’re so nice, I could plant you and grow a whole field of you

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Liam

I rearranged the alphabet so thatu and I are together x

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Anonymous

"Pardon me, what would you recommend for a sweet tooth?" This is followed by giving the person whatever they recommended and thanking them for their recommendation.

Sun Jul 07 2024
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Brandon

I put the STD in stud, all I need is u

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Loiwe Grace

@Brandon 😅😅

Sun Jul 07 2024
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Chantelle

My Bible is broken! The book of Numbers is missing yours😱😉

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Ryan

My one buddy always thinks that this is a good line, "You from Tennesse? Cuz you are the only 10 I see". Been used so many times🤦‍♂️😂

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Megan

Honestly I have not talked to many people on here

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Dave

Thankfully I've never had to use or hear these: "Jesus turned water into wine, but he turned you into fine" "I just read the book of Numbers but I didn't find yours"

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Nisha

@Dave That Numbers line gets me every time 🤣

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Anonymous

@Dave 🤣🤣

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Jess

I had “Did you fall from heaven because you’re an angel” once… I was so embarrassed

Thu Jul 04 2024
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Anonymous

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Fri Jul 05 2024
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Jess

@Ali Joy I like that. Will store in my brain

Fri Jul 05 2024
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Ana

@Ali Joy 😂🫡

Sun Jul 07 2024
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David

Eish, can't believe that worked 😆

Thu Jul 04 2024
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