Just bring a block of cheese to the first date.

🧀 Cheesiest chat up lines 🤭
Once a guy approached me and asked "Excuse me, do you know where the vet is?", then got his biceps out 💪"because these swans are sick" - actually made me laugh out loud and if he was a Christian he might have got a date out of it!
What are the best / cheesiest chat up lines you've heard?
Some of these chat up lines are so funny.
“What’s the difference between organic eggs and free-range eggs?”
Send them a pizza with your number inside the box!, so every time they have pizza they will think of you ;)
You’re so nice, I could plant you and grow a whole field of you
I rearranged the alphabet so thatu and I are together x
"Pardon me, what would you recommend for a sweet tooth?" This is followed by giving the person whatever they recommended and thanking them for their recommendation.
I put the STD in stud, all I need is u
@Brandon 😅😅
My Bible is broken! The book of Numbers is missing yours😱😉
My one buddy always thinks that this is a good line, "You from Tennesse? Cuz you are the only 10 I see". Been used so many times🤦♂️😂
Honestly I have not talked to many people on here
Thankfully I've never had to use or hear these: "Jesus turned water into wine, but he turned you into fine" "I just read the book of Numbers but I didn't find yours"
@Dave That Numbers line gets me every time 🤣
@Dave 🤣🤣
I had “Did you fall from heaven because you’re an angel” once… I was so embarrassed
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@Ali Joy I like that. Will store in my brain
@Ali Joy 😂🫡
Eish, can't believe that worked 😆